- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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