What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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Urban ghettos

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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