- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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