- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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