- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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