- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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