It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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