Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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