- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Brain fart

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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