- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

you know whats not funny white boards.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Racial equality.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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