- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Pickles are powerful

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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