- Anti Joke

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.