What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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