DEATH.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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