- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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