What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

alert("Hello");

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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