- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

a black man pays his child support

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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