knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

breasts

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Click here to end the world.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Smelly Indians.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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