- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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