- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

ever tried african food? they neither

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

your no better than a cockroach

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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