An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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alert('The Game')

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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