What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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www.hurr-durr.com

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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