Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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