- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Jersey Shore.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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