- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

France had one revolution

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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