- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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