- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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