What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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