How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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So a bar walks into a man...

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Cripples are lame.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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