One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

I'm rick james bitch

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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