Gawds Trololols: Jewsus: I die for ur Sins, now u are free! *argh* Gawd AD 3000: TIME TO DIE SINNERS! Jewsus: But I paid for humanity`s sins and am stuck in hell because of this and... Gawd: Meh just didnt really liek you TROLOLOL! Gawds Trololols 2 directors clit: Gawd: Jebus! (the third) I want you to trololol peeps now! GO! Jebus: As you see people, I have died for you in order to prove that I am immortal! Peeps: Uh, wow? Jebus: TROLOLOL! So dad, when am I gonna get back to earth again, I kinda promised my boyfriends/apostles that there would be a second cumming as you told me to do, and people have been waiting for over twothousand and fourtee... Gawd: Never! Trolololol! Moral: "Would you trust a being whose veins are loaded with alcohol?" Jesus 2: The second coming: In cincemas never!

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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Person 1: Why don't you want to date me? Person 2: Because you are ugly Person 1: Why am I ugly? Person 2: Because you have bad features. Person 1: Why do i have bad features? Person 2: It's your genetics. Person 1: Why is it my genetics Person 2: Cuz that's the way god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: Because god's god made you Person 1: Why Person 2: Because the god of god of god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: That's the way the god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of (GOES ON FOREVER!!!) made you.

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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