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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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How do you end a sentence

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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