Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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