Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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Good job, son.

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i found waldo.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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