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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

i found waldo.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Good job, son.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What's 1+1? 69.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

there once was a frog with no leggs

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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