what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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