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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Good job, son.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

i found waldo.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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