- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

how do you call someone? use a phone

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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