- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Water? I hardly know her.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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