- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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