- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

penis. nuff said.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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