- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Caramel Boing.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

what do you call a black guy african american

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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