A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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How about that airline food?

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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