- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Barack Obama

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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