How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Roses are red.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

George W. Bush

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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