I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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