Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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