In soviet Russia...things are different

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

salad days!

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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