a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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