- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

get in the car.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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