- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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