- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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