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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

KOOKABURRA

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why? Why not?

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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