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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Nero, sure you are okay?

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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