"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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