What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

This is the concept of anti-joke.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

knock knock Dave's not here.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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