- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama lin Baden.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What's better than a stick? A stone

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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