- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

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