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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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