- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

I have a really funny joke.

a black man did not eat chicken.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

The cream, it is coming

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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