Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Have you ever heard of a goose?

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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