- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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