- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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