- Anti Joke

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What stops a train? A missile

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.