- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

I don't believe in giraffes.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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