What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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Knock knock. Its open.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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My Nan, that is all.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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