- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

bite me

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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