- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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