- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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