- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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