What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

knock knock come in !

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Anyone can post anything.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Title IX

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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