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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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