- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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