- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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