- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

womens rights.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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