- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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