- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

sucks Syntax...

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Yanter, Look it up

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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