- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Jack Stevens

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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