My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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