a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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