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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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