- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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