- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

-knock knock! -doors open

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Homo say what?

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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