i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

Baby Seal walks into a club.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

are you saying pam, or pan?

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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