- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

dat shoe shine tho

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

haha

A man was shot. He died.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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