A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

800 people died last year. end of story

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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