- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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