Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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haha

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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y u no like me joke?

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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