What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

kieran is a homosexual

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

What ryhmes with turtle rape

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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