What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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SEX

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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Anti Joke

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