- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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