a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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A man goes to the potty.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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Antijokes...

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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