- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Women's Rights

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

knock knock... ...no answer

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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