- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Knock Knock? Come in.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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