Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Knock Knock? Come in.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

What do you call two dog? dogs

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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