- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Pickles are moist.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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