- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Communism hehe xd

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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