if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

penisvaginaorgasm

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

A women left the kitchen.

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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