Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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